Occupation: I have my own excavation business

Nickname: Charlie Crespo - Rab Sneddon says my style of play reminds him of Charlie Nicholas and Hernan Crespo!

Previous clubs as a player: Queen's Park, Maryhill, Rutherglen Glencairn, Muirkirk, Larkhall Thistle, Cumnock

Favourite team: Rangers

Boyhood idol: Ally McCoist

Favourite Scottish ground: Love Street

Toughest playing opponent: Martin Nelson on my debut for Maryhill against Shettleston

Best player played with: Martin Nelson

Hobbies: Playing guitar, listening to music, mp3s

Favourite TV show: Sky Sports (which I don't have!)

Favourite film: Pulp Fiction

Favourite music: Richard Ashcroft

Most memorable match: Pollok 2 Arthurlie 0 League Cup Final

Most embarrassing moment: I got sent off for Muirkirk for two yellow cards, both for diving, pretty embarrassing.

Ideal meal: Anything cooked by my good lady

Favourite drink: Kronenburg

Pet hates: Bad physios

Unfulfilled Ambitions? To win the OVD Scottish Junior Cup and nutmeg Nelly!

(Originally appeared in programme v Bellshill Athletic, 20th August 2005)