Occupation: Researcher at Radio Scotland for MacAulay & Co

Nickname: Cruicky

Previous clubs as a player: Queen's Park, Glasgow Amateurs, Maryhill, Stranraer

Favourite team: Rangers

Boyhood idol: Paulo Maldini or basketball player Wilt Chamberlain

Favourite Scottish ground: Newlandsfield

Toughest playing opponent: John Tinney in training as he regularly nutmegs me!

Best player played with: Davie Graham at Stranraer / Martin Nelson

Hobbies: Going to gigs (either music or comedy) and the cinema

Favourite TV show: Curb Your Enthusiasm

Favourite film: Dumb & Dumber

Favourite music: Bob Dylan and Supergrass

Most memorable match: The Central League Cup final win over Arthurlie

Ideal meal: South Indian Garlic Chilli Chicken

Favourite drink: Staropramen

Pet hates: None

Unfulfilled Ambitions? To win the league having played a full season and also the OVD Scottish Junior Cup

(Originally appeared in programme v Thorniewood United, 25th February 2006)